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The Pharos Project Podcast

The Pharos Project Podcast
Description:
Guerrilla podcasting in a pseudo New Wave Punk Revivalist old-school photocopied ransom note fanzine stylee. Or a clutch of Whovians getting tanked up and whittering about kids TV when they can get themselves organised. Take your pick.

Homepage: http://thepharosproject.libsyn.com

RSS Feed: http://thepharosproject.libsyn.com/rss

The Pharos Project Podcast Statistics
Episodes:
456
Average Episode Duration:
0:1:25:06
Longest Episode Duration:
0:2:34:19
Total Duration of all Episodes:
26 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes and 20 seconds
Earliest Episode:
28 November 2024 (4:41pm GMT)
Latest Episode:
20 February 2024 (9:23am GMT)
Average Time Between Episodes:
10 days, 23 hours, 21 minutes and 13 seconds

The Pharos Project Podcast Episodes

  • Pharos Project 63: You Azmael

    15 August 2011 (11:28am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 21 minutes and 22 seconds

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    This week, the Projecteers return from their holibobs, only to find "The Twin Dilemma", waiting for them. In other words, this is more disturbingly random ravings from your resident filth wizards.

    Twitter: @Doctor_Vendetta @natalien @beastmasterpete @KungFuYoda & @PharosProject

    Facebook: Pharos Project or the spiffing group page The Pharos Project

    Email: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk



  • Pharos Project 62: The Tottenham Court Road Aerial Display Team

    11 August 2011 (2:22pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 18 minutes and 43 seconds

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    We're on holiday, but we thought we'd give you something to tide you over. It's a load of crap recorded behind a pub! 

    Twats: @kungfuyoda @natalien @beastmasterpete @Doctor_Vendetta @PharosProject

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the awesome group page, The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk



  • Pharos Project 61: Pants Thing on the Ceiling

    1 August 2011 (11:19am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 8 minutes and 15 seconds

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    Now this is a strange one. A projecteer has injured themselves (in the most pathetic way possible) and this seems to have triggered an outbreak of off topic rambles. Nevertheless, we just about cover news, 10 minute Torchwood and "The Long Game'.

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta @natalien @KungFuYoda @beastmasterpete @PharosProject

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the group page (it's lovely, join up) The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    The secret word this week is "BUGLE".



  • Pharos Project 60: Maudlin Bun Head

    25 July 2011 (4:13pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 29 minutes and 59 seconds

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    Immortality! This week the projecteers bring you a seemingly never ending podcast, about seemingly never ending folk. Plenty of news, a frantic and shouty 10 minute Torchwood review and musings on "Mawdryn Undead".

    Twats: @natalien @KungFuYoda @beastmasterpete @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the group page The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    The secret word this week is "Shed".



  • Pharos Project 59: Rex is not Your Sawyer

    18 July 2011 (9:33pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 46 minutes and 36 seconds

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    Oh happy day, Torchwood is back! Join us, as we look at RTD's attempt to conquer America and examine the multimedia onslaught that heralds the arrival of Miracle Day. 

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @beastmasterpete, @natalien & @KungFuYoda.

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the really nice group page The Pharos Project.

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Secret word? Bumblebee.



  • Pharos Project 58: Entropic Thunder

    12 July 2011 (9:31am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 41 minutes and 14 seconds

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    On this week's episode, we delve back to the very origins of The Pharos Project itself, as we review "Logopolis". Blah, blah blah, and a voicemail message.

    Twats: @ Doctor_Vendetta, @KungFuYoda, @natalien & @beastmasterpete.

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the very lovely group page The Pharos Project.

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    The secret word this week is "entropy".

    Cheers!



  • Pharos Project 57: Downtime Abbey

    4 July 2011 (7:21am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 19 minutes and 58 seconds

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    This week, we present a masterclass in how not to podcast. Pick a subject hardly anyone will have seen, that you're not that interested in and that you frankly don't like much. Then struggle to talk about it for a bit. Consequently, what we have for you is a rather more ramblesome episode than usual, as we review "Downtime".

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @beastmasterpete, @natalien & @KungFuYoda.

    FriendFace: The Pharos Projec or the shiny group page The Pharos Project.

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    The secret word this week is "Petula".



  • Pharos Project 56: Carry on up the Malcolm

    28 June 2011 (5:12pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 30 minutes and 53 seconds

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    This week, we encounter the favourite episode of teenage boys and boob fans in general. The lovely Peri makes her entrance in a bikini, and Turlough exits in pervy swimming trunks. Let's all join Peter Wyngarde, as we order a burning and settle by the blaze to watch "Planet of Fire".

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @natalien, @beastmasterpete, @KungFuYoda & @PharosProject

    FriendFace: PharosProjec or the group page The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk



  • Pharos Project 55: World War D

    20 June 2011 (10:08am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 33 minutes and 22 seconds

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    This week, Projecteers 1 & 3 take you on a journey through not one, but two Nu Who episodes. World War 3 and Dalek. As usual, Sean Connery puts in a brief appearance, as does Ryan Reynolds. 

    Twats: @natalien, @kungfuyoda, @Doctor_Vendetta, @beastmasterpete & @ PharosProject.

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec or the group page The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    This week's secret word is "Corrie".



  • Pharos Project 54: Bloody Tourists

    14 June 2011 (7:10am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 56 minutes and 35 seconds

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    This week, we give The Doctor a break as we sink our manky British teeth into "An American Werewolf in London". Also we have some irrelevant Doctor Who news, Last week's feedback, Spider-Man, Bob Dylan and more advice on "how to get Capone", from Sean Connery.

    Twats: @natalien, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject.

    FriendFace: Pharos Projec, or the fancy new group page The Pharos Project.

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    WARNING: This episode has NO CLOISTER BELLS. This means that the "C" word is NOT censored. If we'd carried on with that, the feedback section would have sounded like a fire alarm.



  • Pharos Project 53: Mr Smith Goes to Warrington

    8 June 2011 (1:26am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 55 minutes and 3 seconds

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    It's the mid series finale and all 4 Projecteers are on board to rip it a new one. At last we know who River Song is, thanks to the embroidery of a sexy forest girl, but has it been worth the wait?

    Twats: @natalien, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject

    Friendface: Pharos Projec or the new group page The Pharos Project

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Slight audio level probs in this ep, due to the headphones we use to edit going tits up half way through.

    Congrats to David Perry for getting the secret word, which remains the same as last time.



  • Pharos Project 52: Alias Smith and Clones

    31 May 2011 (4:01pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 31 minutes and 13 seconds

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    This week, the Projecteers almost review "The Almost People". Huge spoilers throughout, so if you haven't seen the episode (or have a degree of taste), do not listen yet.

    Twats: @natalien, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @Doctor_Vendetta & @PharosProject

    Friendface: Pharos Projec or the new group page, The Pharos Project.

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDuORTbSRXM for the snes style Who theme we pass off as Chris.

    The secret word this week is Cloister Bell.



  • Pharos Project 51: Fleshdance

    23 May 2011 (9:43am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 47 minutes and 14 seconds

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    This week the Projecteers attempt to put all memories of "Fear Her", out of their minds as they review Matthew Graham's "The Rebel Flesh". They also subject you to the worst Sean Connery impression ever and reveal just what you can measure in a bucket.

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete, @natalien & @PharosProject

    Friendface: Pharos Projec, The Pharos Project group page

    shEmail: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Giant snail drinking beer:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzIIzoO4Lsw

    The secret word this week is "bucket".



  • Pharos Project 50: Neil's House Party

    18 May 2011 (1:55am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 57 minutes and 46 seconds

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    Join us, as we celebrate making 50 episodes of this crap and go on a mad, drunken ramble through "The Doctor's Wife". Along the way;

    News is newsed, a kazoo is inappropriately fingered, Paul makes a play for the title of "most drunk person ever", Chris is given a new name, breaks are taken for bowel movements, lots of audio feedback is played, and most importantly...

    ...we introduce the 4th Projecteer!

    Twats: @Doctor_Vendetta, @kungfuyoda, @beastmasterpete, @PharosProject

    Friendface: Pharos Projec

    shEmail:pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    If you sent in an email or audio file and its not played here, don't worry, it'll be in ep 51.



  • Pharos Project 49: Pugwashed

    11 May 2011 (12:24am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 36 minutes and 31 seconds

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    Shiver me timbers and other such pirate bollocks, it's the projecteer's review of "Curse of the Black Spot".

    Episode 50 next time. Please send feedback (audio if possible) to...

    pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Twitter us on;

    @PharosProject, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete & @Doctor_Vendetta. Facebook Pharos Projec.

    Sorry if the audio peaks a bit, this is because Paul left the import volume up. Prat.

    Secret word this week (congrats to Bat Masterson for getting last week's) is Bilge.



  • Pharos Project 48: Day of the Bumnose

    3 May 2011 (9:18am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 28 minutes and 59 seconds

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    This week, we're confused.

    It's our review of "The Day of the Moon", and it's quite a ranty one. Mr Chris keeps a level head as all around him lose their's, in what is basically a nitpicker's guide to episode 2. 

    Feedback and doughnuts to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Twits: @Doctor_Vendetta, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete & @PharosProject

    Nobody got last week's secret word, so it remains "Arstronaut".

    Stay tuned at the end for some post recording pub stuff and a bonus sing 'a' long from The Beastmaster.



  • Pharos Project 47.1: Like Beers in the Rain

    27 April 2011 (4:56pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 38 minutes and 55 seconds

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    A selection of our live recordings from the series 6 launch party in London.



  • Pharos Project 47: Silent But Deadly

    27 April 2011 (2:28pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 28 minutes and 12 seconds

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    The Doctor is in.

    We review the new series opener "The Impossible Astronaut".

    Beware, this is quite a bad tempered episode as just before recording, Paul's computers achieved sentience and decided to stage a coup.

    If you want to "Have a doughnut", send audio to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Same address for feedback. Twits; @PharosProject, @KungFuYoda, @beastmasterpete and @Doctor_Vendetta.

    The secret word this week is "Arstronaut".



  • Pharos Project 46: Death Spud Foam Party

    20 April 2011 (8:38am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 32 minutes and 12 seconds

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    In honour of our first anniversary, we present the clean episode.

    No swears!

    No enthusiasm!

    No choice but to release it anyway!

    We review "The Seeds of Death", chat about news nobody but us is interested in and Paul is once again far too drunk to read the feedback properly.

    Feedback to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Twitter;

    @Doctor_Vendetta

    @KungFuYoda

    @beastmasterpete

    @PharosProject



  • Pharos Project 45: Larry Wagner vs The French Nipple

    11 April 2011 (1:14pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 34 minutes and 23 seconds

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    It was Mr Chris' birthday this week, so it was his choice as to what got the Pharos treatment this episode. He chose Fritz Lang's 1927 classic "Metropolis". And so, it is with much pride that the Projecteers present their review of "Lifeforce".

    Also included, is the usual mix of obscenities, feedback and news.

    We're on the twitters as;

    @beastmasterpete (Little Pete)

    @KungFuYoda (Paul)

    @Doctor_Vendetta (Mr Chris)

    @PharosProject 

    and on Facebook as Pharos Projec (note the missing "t")

    The secret word this week is "Bouncy".



  • Pharos Project 44: The Colour For Twubcrawls is Gween

    4 April 2011 (9:43pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 31 minutes and 42 seconds

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    No, before you ask, this is not the Chocolate Turkey special. Turns out there were much better things to do this week. 

    We does talk of Twubcrawl!

    A gathering of Doctor Who fans, that did walk around London, look at filming locations, and dance the dance of the alcohols until we were all chucked out.

    For informations on location tours of Doctor Who & other stuff, go to www.britmovietours.com or send begging tweets to @Nelle_Macbeth

    If you happen to be the casting director of a provincial theatre, please employ @rod_henderson (has own beard).



  • Pharos Project 43: Where Parrots Dare

    29 March 2011 (9:44am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 56 minutes and 6 seconds

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    Dodgy Cybermen, Jazz music, Mad Nazis and some of the worst cases of attempted bird murder ever committed to film. Yes, this week the Projecteers take a look at "Silver Nemesis". Aided by "special" guest, Radio Free Skaro's own Chris Burgess, we review Doctor Who's 25th anniversary story.

    It's a long one, so no feedback this week.

    Twitter;

    @Doctor_Vendetta (Mr Chris)

    @beastmasterpete (Little Pete)

    @KungFuYoda (Paul)

    @dubbayoo (Chris Burgess)

    email: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk



  • Pharos Project 42: Shada Lada Ming Mong

    22 March 2011 (8:34am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 46 minutes and 25 seconds

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    It's episode 42, so we thought we'd dig out a bit of Douglas Adams for you. We're dipping our toes into the murky waters of incomplete stories and having a gander at 1979's Shada.

    Apologies for the obscene length, but editing it down more would involve actual work. Something we struggle to avoid at all times. To make up for this, we've included a little outtake at the end. Three grown men laughing uncontrollably at a fart that manages to unseat a trilby.

    Also included is the usual drunken stumble through the week's news, and the result of our DARDIS competition.

    Email: pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Twitter: @Doctor_Vendettta

                 @KungFuYoda

                 @beastmasterpete

                 @PharosProject

    This secret word this week is "punt".



  • Pharos Project 41: Eduardo is the Warmest Place to Hide

    14 March 2011 (8:37pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 37 minutes and 9 seconds

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    Hello Ladies and gents. It's time for our most self indulgent podcast so far as we review The Thing.

    Paul had sway on this one as it was the anniversary of his birth. So it's Paul's favourite film, intersperced by bits of Paul's favourite tunes. Blame him. For everything. Seeing as we actually had to watch a film before recording this, it's a little bit more drunk than usual. Again, blame Paul.

    Enjoy, and please tip your waitress.

    Feedback and compo entries to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    JD's link to the trailer for Phantom

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKQzKVZLuXA

    This podcast is dedicated to the memory of Hunter. You left footprints on the hearts of our friends.



  • Pharos Project 40: This is a Fake

    7 March 2011 (10:40pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 40 minutes and 33 seconds

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    This week, we celebrate our 40th episode in style, by cocking it up big time. The 1st 12 minutes are recorded in the iMac's internal mic, so it sounds like we're in a toilet. Sorry and that. Never fear, as we soon sort out the technicals and get stuck in to the story selected for this week from Barry Manilow's bag. The truly wonderful "City of Death".

    Compo entries to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk please. You have 2 weeks (or episode 42, whichever comes 1st) to get them in.

    Follow us on twitter;

    @pharosproject

    @DoctorVendetta (Chris)

    @KungFuYoda (Paul)

    @beastmasterpete (Shitface)

    Congrats once again go to David Perry for getting the secret word correct. This week's secret word is "potty".



  • Pharos Project 39: How to Enlarge Your Toad

    28 February 2011 (10:03am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 32 minutes and 52 seconds

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    Galltfrey One is over, and the post con blues were made even worse this week by the news of the sad passing of Nicholas Courtney. We therefore decided that we should review a UNIT episode of Doctor Who this week. So we tried to think of the most typical story from that era, one that had everything that you could possibly want from a UNIT episode. Unfortunately, we couldn't download "Terror of the Zygons", quickly enough, so we ended up watching "The Claws of Axos".

    Also this week, Paul takes a wander back through his drink addled memories of Gally, Chris pretends to be a smurf and Little Pete levels some disturbing accusations at the episode in question.

    Compo entries and feedback should be directed at pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk or, if for some reason you find yourself wanting to make more immediate contact, you can follow us on twitter on @pharosproject.

    In honour of the great man himself, this week's secret word is simply "Brig".



  • Pharos Project 38: Kate O'Mara's Throbbing Gland

    14 February 2011 (11:00am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 21 minutes and 58 seconds

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    Hello all.

    We managed to survive the SFX Weekender 2 and now come down with a bump, as we review "Time and the Rani".

    Also this week, we talk a little about our time at Pontins Camber Sands, one of us gets excited about the upcoming Gallifrey convention and we announce our new competition with our bestest ever prize.

    Thrown in for good measure we have feedback and PWCJFO.

    Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making some new ones at Gallifrey. Don't forget the DWPA podcast panel which Paul will be part of.

    In Honour of writing duo Pip and Jane Baker, this week's secret word is senile.

     



  • Pharos Project 37: Green Eggs and Holm

    1 February 2011 (8:59pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 40 minutes and 45 seconds

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    It's time for the Doctor to take a break as we indulge in our first dip into other stuff. As requested by our listeners, we take a look at "Alien".

    Also this week, we introduce a new feature (PWCJFO) and provide you with the world premiere of an unseen Ridley bread ad.

    Feedback, as always, should be directed at either pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk or @pharosproject on the twits.

    Congrats to the Davids Light and Perry for reading last time's tat. This week's secret word is batter.



  • Pharos Project 36: Last of the Summer Whine

    20 January 2011 (8:47am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 21 minutes and 39 seconds

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    This week we invite the Bad Wilf Podcast to join us as we rip into "The End of Time Part One".

    We also wade into some strange and wonderful feedback and announce the winner of our competition.

    Unfortunately, everything that could have gone wrong with the recording of the review, actually did. This resulted in a bugger of an edit and a drop in audio quality for the final 10 minutes.

    Congratulations to "friend of the show", David Perry, who continues to be the only person that reads this tosh.

    Send feedback to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk or @pharosproject on the twits.

    Tune in to Bad Wilf for the review of Part Two. They can be found on iTunes or at badwilf.co.uk

    This weeks secret word is Pontefract.



  • Pharos Project 35: Oinky McTrotters' Big Day Out

    12 January 2011 (4:34pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds

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    It's a little windy in the Pharos studio/spare bedroom this week, as the projecteers look at the fart-fest that is "Aliens of London".

    Please keep the feedback coming in. We need your offerings for Manilow's bag and any thoughts on films or series you would like us to cover.

    Also, our competition to win a Doctor Who 2011 annual is still open. Entries and feedback should be directed at pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk or @pharosproject on the twits.

    Lastly, in what we believe to be a podcast first, we proudly present LIVE CAT SHEARING!

    This week's secret word is Harris.



  • Pharos Project 34: Captain Stabley Does Some Homework

    6 January 2011 (2:58pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 2 minutes and 40 seconds

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    This week the Projecteers take on the abomination that is Time-Flight.

    You know, the one with the concordes, the Master dressed as a Chinese Demis Roussos impersonator and the best employee British Airways never had, Captain Stapley.

    Also, there's a look at Biggles, Tina Turner makes an appearance in the Pleasure Dome and Little Pete proves that he has turd magnets for hands as he pulls another shocker from Manilow's bag.

    To enter the competition, please send answers to the question (what's in Paul's pocket) to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    As we recorded this before episode 33 was released, the secret word will stay the same this time.

     



  • Pharos Project 33: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

    3 January 2011 (3:36pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 39 minutes and 11 seconds

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    This week, the Projecteers spat Advocat into a roaring fire, argued with family and indulged in that other fine festive tradition that calls itself the Doctor Who Christmas Special.

    Jenkins did sing, the Doctor did marry, Gambon did soften and Amy and Rory showed us their sex clothes. Actually, how would you role play between a Centurion and a Police Woman? Bit of an odd combo that. Chris and Little Pete usually do it as Ronald Mcdonald and Hamburglar, a more sensible choice.

    Anyway...

    Thanks to Terri Silvers and "friend of the show", David Perry for getting the secret word (this week, chutney) correct.

    Happy New Year!!!



  • Pharos Project 32: Tingoes Ate My Baby

    27 December 2010 (6:15pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 50 minutes and 38 seconds

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    It's the Pharos Project Christmas booze up!

    This week,

    We prove once and for all that some dogs are indeed only for Christmas as we look at 1st episode of the new K-9 series.

    There are present givings, part poppers and cracker pullings and Barry Manilow delivers some fun Pharos Project facts.

    Congratulations to Chris from Radio Free Skaro and "friend of the show", David Perry for being the only people to get last time's secret word correct. This time, please include the word "dangleberry" in any feedback.

    P.S. A dog is not really just for Christmas and anyone found to be abandoning animals will have us to answer to.



  • Pharos Project 31: Badgers? We Don't Need No Stinking Badgers

    17 December 2010 (4:46pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 42 minutes and 46 seconds

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    We're back! 

    Once more the Projecteers have gathered to get drunk, take the piss out of each other and sometimes talk about Doctor Who.

    This week we get stuck into "The Monster of Peladon", draw another DVD from Manilow's bag, have a load of feedback to read and, in a curious move, discuss this week's Who related episode of Corrie.

    We're using a new mike for this show and the audio is a little hissy. This is because we're idiots and had the gain up too high, so apologies for that. Why am i telling you this anyway? Nobody actually reads this guff. Prove me wrong, if you send some feedback (pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk) include the word "clinker" somewhere in the email. 



  • Pharos Project 30: When There's no More Room in Hull...

    24 November 2010 (10:18pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 21 minutes and 0 seconds

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    It's time for some good nu Who as we tackle "The Unquiet Dead".

    We would love to have some more feedback at pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Includes a promo for the Tin Dog podcast, listen to it, its un-poo.

     



  • Pharos Project 29: In the Boudoir of Miss Timelash

    17 November 2010 (10:23pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 26 minutes and 41 seconds

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    The Projecteers tackle the almost universally hated "Timelash".

    A new feature in created in "Our Balls".

    News is presented for the first time with a correctly played kazoo.

    It's just a big argument disguised as a podcast.

    Send feedback to pharos.project@yahoo.co.uk

    Especially Mp3 as it means less work for us.



  • Pharos Project 28: Cyberwoman Commentary

    4 November 2010 (2:23am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 57 minutes and 22 seconds

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    We done watching and talking!

    The Three Projecteers present a commentary on the 1st season Torchwood episode "Cyberwoman". An episode specifically designed to excite the hidden pervert in us all.

    Warning: This podcast contains the phrase "robotic humper".



  • Pharos Project 27: Halloween Special

    29 October 2010 (12:30am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 25 minutes and 40 seconds

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    It's the Halloween Special.

    The team take a look at the wonderful "Brain of Morbius", the Frankenstein story as viewed through the filter of Doctor Who.

    Paul gets a new nickname (which has a completely innocent origin despite what it sounds like you dirty sod).

    Barry Manilow delivers the contents of his evil sack.

    All in all, the usual mix of banter, name calling and off topic discussions.

    Happy Halloween everybody and remember, please don't have nightmares.

     



  • Pharos Project 26: Roland Emmerich's Wet Dream

    26 October 2010 (11:54pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 27 minutes and 13 seconds

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    The projecteers investigate what happens at "The End of the World", only to find the ninth Doctor trying to impress a young girl.

    Dirty boy.



  • Pharos Project 25: Moth Balls

    16 October 2010 (6:34pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 20 minutes and 48 seconds

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    This week, the intrepid Projecteers tackle the William Hartnell story "The Web Planet", (production code N).

    We get caught up in the whole Regenergate (props to Doctor Who MHC) explosion.

    We actually have emails from supposed listeners to read out.

    And Barry Manilow fills his bag with Universal horror themed treats, in time for Halloween.

    With all the highly offensive bits sloppily edited out, we present Episode 25.



  • Pharos Project 24: Love and Monsters Commentary

    29 September 2010 (8:40am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 47 minutes and 16 seconds

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    As a bonus episode, we present our first stab at a commentary.

    Paul and the Beastmaster attempt to talk all the way through the infamous series 2 episode "Love and Monsters".

    Let us know if its any good, we have no idea. 



  • Pharos Project 23: Catflaps Rose

    28 September 2010 (9:02am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 12 minutes and 28 seconds

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    Ah Rose, the episode that signalled the birth of nu Who.

    It lit the eternal fire that is Who fandom under many a child's bum, re-lit that same fire in lapsed fans the world over and inspired geeks to embrace the podcast.

    Now listen to us rip the shit out of it.

    Happy days.



  • Pharos Project 22: Fun at the Funeral Parlour

    28 September 2010 (7:42am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 41 minutes and 59 seconds

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    The much delayed episode 22 is finally here.

    This time, we focus our attention on 6th Doctor story "Revelation of the Daleks".

    Due to our ongoing inability to manipulate time, this podcast is going out almost raw. Only a light sprinkle of editing has been applied. So expect none of our usual fancy tricks and sweet sherries. Not that we really do those anyway, but still.



  • Pharos Project 21: Half Human, My Arse

    13 September 2010 (12:30pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 39 minutes and 51 seconds

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    And so we come to the 96 TV movie. 

    Note how we fail to get excited by this

    Marvel at how it quickly descends into an argument.

    Wonder at how many times Chris says "anyway", to drag us back on subject, and sounds more annoyed every time.

    We all went off to play drunken Singstar after this, stay tuned for a couple of really awful clips of that afterwards.



  • Pharos Project 20: Manimal Crackers

    4 September 2010 (1:26pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds

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    It's the Manimal special! This week we have a bumper news section. We give our mini reviews of "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" and "Monsters". But in the main event, we suckle at the teat of Manimal. Yes, we are still a Doctor Who podcast but we had a brilliant email from a listener that ties Manimal into the Whoniverse. Unfortunately we couldn't read it out because we lost it (please email it again and we'll read it next week).

    WARNING: When we say skip on 1 minute to avoid a spoiler, best to make it 2.



  • Pharos Project 19: Carnival of Monster Munch

    27 August 2010 (6:12pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 7 minutes and 50 seconds

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    Once more the horn of assembly has sounded. The slightly posh one and the two tossers have gathered to cast their gaze upon Carnival of Monsters. Along the way, they talk Who news, are shocked by what emerges from Barry Manilow's bag and indulge in some heavy plugging. You have been warned.



  • Pharos Project 18: Citizen K-9

    18 August 2010 (6:25am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 0 minutes and 16 seconds

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    From the very depths of desperation comes our chaos special. With Chris off with a life threatening case of the sniffles, we stuck our thumbs in the pie of short Who DVDs, and came up sporting K-9 and Company. 



  • Pharos Project 17: Aztec Biscuits

    10 August 2010 (5:21pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 9 minutes and 15 seconds

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    At last the 3 hosts are all back on board as we look at "The Aztecs" and episode 2 of "Sherlock".



  • Pharos Project 16: Sherlock's Nightmare

    3 August 2010 (5:05pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 27 minutes and 33 seconds

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    Better late than never, or maybe not in our case. Anyway, here at last is the much delayed episode 16. Paul and the Beastmaster cast their gaze over The Nightmare Man and the first episode of Sherlock. 



  • Pharos Project 15: The Chopsticks of Weng Chow Mein

    20 July 2010 (8:06pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 11 minutes and 16 seconds

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    It's our first classic series review. Offered up to The Beastmaster this week was "The Talons of Weng-Chiang". Also, during our drunken stumble towards some sort of a verdict, we talk of Twilight, Predators and our visit to the London Film and Comic Con.



 
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