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"Is that the sound of 'Outpost Gallifrey' blowing up?" Topics up for discussion this week include: the Fans' Prayer, Benny Hill, LINDA's slash-fiction sessions, Jeremy Bentham sings James Taylor, academic approaches to 'Doctor Who' and crazy paving. PS: We watched this episode later and enjoyed it a hell of a lot more when we weren't yakking all over it, which just goes to show that live podcasting really can ruin your enjoyment. With that in mind, please take our "bile" with a pinch of salt...

"Spaz Face!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Manchester Airport, vanishing Rude Mechanicals, Michael Crawford, and the cardboard properties of metal.

"There's only so much legal aid available to podcasters..." Topics up for discussion this week include: Peter Davison's racist past, Peter Grimwade's shameless cameos, Matthew Watershouse's wrap party, and Damon's strange obsession with Michael Cashman.

"Just drop him off on the nearest airless planet..." Topics up for discussion include: John's tragic and homicidal childhood, TARDIS bickering, Matthew Waterhouse's CV, and tiny dinosaurs. Note: the theme toon from 'Gangsters' was inserted on the advice of our lawyers. Oh, and it was raining outside (but it's still less noisy than a BSG podcast)

"John Paul... John Paul... John Paul... Delete... John Paul... " Topics up for discussion include: Berthold Brecht, John Lumic interviews Mohammed Ali, Cyber-lap-dancing clubs, Tommy Steele, Touchwood, and the absence of Ricky.

"I'm off down Mill to me get me face cast..." Topics up for discussion include: breast jiggling, Adam's 'King of the Daleks' smugness, Eccleston's northern roots and Peter Kay. Warning: contains even more extreme language than usual!

"Every ****ing planet has a ****ing North. Now ****ing do one!" Tachyon TV plays The Long Game and Sean makes the Ninth Doctor ultra-Northern. Topics up for discussion include: Simon Pegg's CV, Suki's uber-cuteness, the supergroup Toto and RTD's original '80s story-pitch that featured Noel Edmonds as the Editor.

"Why didn't I listen to Janet Fielding?" Topics up for discussion during this thrilling climax include: temporal '****-ing' orbits, Jim'll Fix It, pen torch lawsuits and irirrefutable proof that the Doctor hated Adric.

"Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!" This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Topics covered this week include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation.

"Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!" John Paul joins the podcasting team as Tachyon TV tackles the '96 Movie with the Pertwee logo on it. Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion.

"It Ain't Half Shit, Mum" Topics covered this week include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys.

"What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?" Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle')

"Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series". As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership...

"Chinn! Chinn!" Play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game?E whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense.

"Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!" All the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case

"Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood." Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea.

"It's a shame this isn't in colour..." - Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really

Join Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine)

The Tachyon TV continue their search for Paul Rogers in part 2 of The Christmas Invasion.

The Tachyon TV team take on the Christmas Invasion. Listen carefully as Neil digs himself a very big hole.

Tachyon TV reach the end of The Five Doctors (nigerian version). ***** ****** was removed for legal reasons.

Cue your 5 Doctors DVD up to 50' 37" and sit back and enjoy Tachyon TV's systematic deconstruction of part 3 of the Nigerian version of this Doctor Who classic.

The Tachyon TV Team continue their psychotic trip into podcasting land with the second part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen out for the sound of John choking to death on his own hyperbole

The Tachyon TV Team dip their toe into the podcasting pool with the first part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen carefully for the sound of our first writ landing on the door mat during this recording

Episode 3 of 3

"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"

The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.

The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.

But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.

When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...

Episode 3 of 3

"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"

The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.

The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.

But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.

When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...

Episode 2 of 3

"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"

The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.

The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.

But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.

When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...

Episode 2 of 3

"Nobody listens without the threat of innocent deaths. Perhaps when you realise their lives are hanging in the balance you might do what we want?"

The future. Humanity has long since slipped its moorings to its own planet and now travels around the solar system quite comfortably. Travelling to a distant constellation is as simple as riding a bus to work, or catching a plane. And as the Doctor will soon discover, can be just as dangerous.

The colony worlds of Xanetu and Zatrius are at war, and Earth will not tolerate an interplanetary war on its doorstep. Travelling to the constellation of Pegasus to organise peace is Liam McKinley (MP), possibly the last chance to settle things down between the warring worlds.

But there are those who don't want peace. Those who feel this war must begin, and Earth shouldn't interfere. Those that would do anything to prevent Earth getting involved. A lesson the passengers of flight #3932 will soon learn.

When the passenger list contains a being in a cowl known mostly as Death, things can never end well...