Tachyon TV Podcasts
- Description:
- Podcasting deconstructive commentaries of Doctor Who classics - Tachyon TV style
Homepage: http://www.tachyon-tv.co.uk
RSS Feed: http://tachyon-tv.co.uk/podcasts/iwho.xml
- Episodes:
- 90
- Average Episode Duration:
- 0:0:31:40
- Longest Episode Duration:
- 0:1:15:13
- Total Duration of all Episodes:
- 1 days, 23 hours, 30 minutes and 37 seconds
- Earliest Episode:
- 9 January 2006 (7:59pm GMT)
- Latest Episode:
- 28 April 2011 (4:01pm GMT)
- Average Time Between Episodes:
- 21 days, 11 hours, 58 minutes and 0 seconds
Tachyon TV Podcasts Episodes
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A Fix With Sontarans
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 10 minutes and 34 seconds"Can you please fix it for Colin Baker to bicker with Janet Fielding..." Topics up for discussion include: Now then, now then, howsabout that then, goodness gracious, jingle jangle jewelry, clunk click, uhuhuhuhuh! Etc...
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Totally Doctor Who
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 28 minutes and 15 seconds"You could cut cheese with Liz Barker's face..." Topics up for discussion include: Russell T. Davies' "severe" notes on the opening episode of this fun-packed Who-fest for da kids.
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Ghost Light Part 3
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 37 seconds"It's Gabriel Chase Me..." Topics up for discussion include: Dustin Gee and Les Dennis, calorie-free evil, hot flushes of embarrassment, Outpost HC, and white kids firebombing the hell out of everything. The bastards.
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Ghost Light Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 26 minutes and 11 seconds"Pipette Me!" Topics up for discussion include: Jeux Sans Frontiers, Marc Platt's Casualty episode, Rockcliffe's spin-offs, Frank Windsor's Euthanasia Clinic, and Tachyon TV's world famous kedgeree recipe.
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Ghost Light Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 26 minutes and 5 seconds"I want to see the Doctor in a question-mark ball-gown..." Topics up for discussion include: Nimrod and his Magical Mammoth, twisted midgets, Emu's World, Alan Bradley goes tram-dodging and Cartmel's Pervy Master-plan.
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The Underwater Menace (part 3)
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 51 seconds"It's Cod Awful..." Topics up for discussion include: fish puns. Lots and lots of fish puns...
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Doomsday
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 46 minutes and 59 seconds"Ten years from now we'll get the Myrka bitch-slapping some Sensorites..." Topics up for discussion include: Celebrity Doctor Who Wrestling, Mickey's alternative lifestyle, RTD's Thay Agenda, the return of Tony Barks, lemon curd transmats, John Paul's CGI girlfriend, and the Tyler's first convention.
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Army of Ghosts
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 43 minutes and 3 seconds"If it's alien or chocolate it belongs to us..." Topics up for discussion include: the megateeser of doom, the Cybermen's soap opera commitments, ear acting, Tracy-Ann Oberman's void spheres, and Torchwood's fairground ergonomics.
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Day of Armageddon
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 21 seconds"'Debbie does the Malus' was quite popular..." Topics up for discussion include: inter-species porn, Deal or No Deal, Peter Gabriel, Katarina's libido, Mavic Chen's nipples and the minutes of the last conquest.
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Fear Her
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 44 minutes and 24 seconds"It's Doctor Who meets the Daz Challenge..." Topics up for discussion include: The ghost of Papa Lazarou, Jon Pertwee 'from beyond the grave', Alan from 'Modern Toss', the exorcism of Frank Bruno, Blockbuster Rental Deals and ****ing kitchens!
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An Unearthly Child ('play all' version)
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 26 minutes and 1 second"They should have got Sandie Shaw or Lulu to play the companion..." Topics up for discussion include: Steptoe, Stockhausen, Saddam Hussein, Starsky and Hutch, the Unearthly Child Support Agency, the cock-ring of Omega, Dominator Dolls, and death by Lance Parkin.
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The Ark in Space Part 4
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 14 seconds"It's a giant Mr. Hankie!" Topics up for discussion include: Toblerone launchers, Rogan Josh's DJ booth, the Wirrn Shakespeare Company and Attack of the Giant Pepperamis. Oh, and it's still speech impediment day.
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The Ark in Space Part 3
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 24 minutes and 28 seconds"Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Ark ergonomics, death by Billy Ocean, Cardboard Generated Imagery, Jurgen Klinsmann and revivivivivivification.
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The Ark in Space Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 24 seconds"Humanity does have a future - and a sexy one at that!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Frank Bough's crackwhores, Vira's library fines, Amazon packaging, and 'Duuuunnnne!'
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The Ark in Space Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 22 seconds"Oh no! Wirrn deep shit now!" Topics up for discussion include: unregulated helmics, Liz Sladen's contagious speech impediment, Dudley FM, 'That's Life!', 'A Question of Sport', and giant mutant star goats.
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Earthshock Part 4
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 44 seconds"Yes!!!!!!!!" Topics up for discussion include: Tegan's feminist agenda, Cyberman stress analysis tests, Richard Todd's revenge, and Damon's imminent heart attack. Oh, and somebody dies.
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Love and Monsters (live)
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 48 minutes and 32 seconds"Is that the sound of 'Outpost Gallifrey' blowing up?" Topics up for discussion this week include: the Fans' Prayer, Benny Hill, LINDA's slash-fiction sessions, Jeremy Bentham sings James Taylor, academic approaches to 'Doctor Who' and crazy paving. PS: We watched this episode later and enjoyed it a hell of a lot more when we weren't yakking all over it, which just goes to show that live podcasting really can ruin your enjoyment. With that in mind, please take our "bile" with a pinch of salt...
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Earthshock Part 3
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 24 minutes and 50 seconds"Spaz Face!" Topics up for discussion this week include: Manchester Airport, vanishing Rude Mechanicals, Michael Crawford, and the cardboard properties of metal.
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Earthshock Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 26 seconds"There's only so much legal aid available to podcasters..." Topics up for discussion this week include: Peter Davison's racist past, Peter Grimwade's shameless cameos, Matthew Watershouse's wrap party, and Damon's strange obsession with Michael Cashman.
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Earthshock Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 38 seconds"Just drop him off on the nearest airless planet..." Topics up for discussion include: John's tragic and homicidal childhood, TARDIS bickering, Matthew Waterhouse's CV, and tiny dinosaurs. Note: the theme toon from 'Gangsters' was inserted on the advice of our lawyers. Oh, and it was raining outside (but it's still less noisy than a BSG podcast)
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The Age of Steel (live!)
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 53 minutes and 1 second"John Paul... John Paul... John Paul... Delete... John Paul... " Topics up for discussion include: Berthold Brecht, John Lumic interviews Mohammed Ali, Cyber-lap-dancing clubs, Tommy Steele, Touchwood, and the absence of Ricky.
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The Long Game Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 23 minutes and 11 seconds"I'm off down Mill to me get me face cast..." Topics up for discussion include: breast jiggling, Adam's 'King of the Daleks' smugness, Eccleston's northern roots and Peter Kay. Warning: contains even more extreme language than usual!
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The Long Game Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 22 minutes and 3 seconds"Every ****ing planet has a ****ing North. Now ****ing do one!" Tachyon TV plays The Long Game and Sean makes the Ninth Doctor ultra-Northern. Topics up for discussion include: Simon Pegg's CV, Suki's uber-cuteness, the supergroup Toto and RTD's original '80s story-pitch that featured Noel Edmonds as the Editor.
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 3
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 29 minutes and 42 seconds"Why didn't I listen to Janet Fielding?" Topics up for discussion during this thrilling climax include: temporal '****-ing' orbits, Jim'll Fix It, pen torch lawsuits and irirrefutable proof that the Doctor hated Adric.
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 27 minutes and 39 seconds"Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Bowen! McGann! Both of them!" This week we forgot to turn the DVD volume down for the first minutes. Sorry, it won't happen again. At least it will help you to cue your DVD up! (Chapter 9, by the way). Topics covered this week include: Sean's nipple fixation, the show's bodily fluids fixation and John Paul's pun fixation.
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The 1996 TV Movie Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 30 minutes and 49 seconds"Doctor Who and the Money Shot of Doom!" John Paul joins the podcasting team as Tachyon TV tackles the '96 Movie with the Pertwee logo on it. Topics up for discussion include: the legendary Gordon Tipple, McCoy's gurning disease, the acting talents of CGI, sticky fluids and the lone backward-headed baby Auton Invasion.
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The Claws of Axos Part 4
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 29 seconds"It Ain't Half Shit, Mum" Topics covered this week include: Barry Letts takes his wife on holiday to Metebelis 3, the wonders of Des Moines, existential Pong, Dudley Simpson's sacking and the Claws of Axos spin-off toys.
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The Claws of Axos Part 3
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 23 minutes and 58 seconds"What do you think happens when the Brigadier gives the Doctor his annual appraisal?" Damon is out in the field searching for the Master and he's replaced by Sean Alexander (Varsh in 'Full Circle')
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The Claws of Axos Part 2
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 24 minutes and 17 seconds"Camp Scientists Flounce: The Mini-Series". As the Chinn Chinn hangover takes hold, the Tachyon TV Team put on their sunglasses and prepare to enter the Axon's mothership...
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The Claws of Axos Part 1
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 23 minutes and 59 seconds"Chinn! Chinn!" Play Tachyon TV's Claws of Axos Drinking Game?E whilst simultaneously singing along to the Pigbin Josh Theme Toon. You know it makes sense.
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Pudsey Cutaway
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 7 minutes and 35 seconds"Limp wrist. Gay agenda. Again!" All the proceeds from this podcast will go towards our impending court case
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Rose
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 45 minutes and 59 seconds"Thank God it isn't an alien force that animates wood." Our longest and most libellous podcast yet. Listen carefully as Neil's cat, Gallifrey, has a good old whinge in the background as he makes himself a nice cup of tea.
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The Brink of Disaster
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 22 minutes and 32 seconds"It's a shame this isn't in colour..." - Gary Russell* takes up far too much room on the couch as he gently prods the Tachyon TV team's memories of this incomprehensible classic. *not really
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The Edge of Destruction
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 27 minutes and 44 secondsJoin Neil, Damon, John and, er, Gary Russell as they attempt to make sense of this Hartnell "classic" (featuring exclusive backdrops from Ian Levine)
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The Christmas Invasion - Part Two
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 30 minutes and 48 secondsThe Tachyon TV continue their search for Paul Rogers in part 2 of The Christmas Invasion.
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The Christmas Invasion - Part One
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 29 minutes and 32 secondsThe Tachyon TV team take on the Christmas Invasion. Listen carefully as Neil digs himself a very big hole.
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The Five Doctors - Part Four
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 27 minutes and 4 secondsTachyon TV reach the end of The Five Doctors (nigerian version). ***** ****** was removed for legal reasons.
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The Five Doctors - Part Three
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 24 minutes and 2 secondsCue your 5 Doctors DVD up to 50' 37" and sit back and enjoy Tachyon TV's systematic deconstruction of part 3 of the Nigerian version of this Doctor Who classic.
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The Five Doctors - Part Two
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 27 minutes and 24 secondsThe Tachyon TV Team continue their psychotic trip into podcasting land with the second part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen out for the sound of John choking to death on his own hyperbole
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The Five Doctors - Part One
Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes and 59 secondsThe Tachyon TV Team dip their toe into the podcasting pool with the first part of the Nigerian version of The Five Doctors. Listen carefully for the sound of our first writ landing on the door mat during this recording