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The Krynoid Podcast

The Krynoid Podcast
Description:
Jim & Martin get together to chew the fat over individual Doctor Who stories and invite you to do the same. In each podcast, a televised Doctor Who story will be discussed and the next one announced, giving you time to see it yourself and add your own views to the next podcast. Find us at https://krynoidpodcast.wordpress.com/ and on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/krynoidpodcast. Email us at krynoidpodcast@gmail.com and follow and tweet us @KrynoidPodcast on Twitter.

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The Krynoid Podcast Statistics
Episodes:
325
Average Episode Duration:
0:2:12:11
Longest Episode Duration:
0:3:54:28
Total Duration of all Episodes:
29 days, 19 hours, 58 minutes and 46 seconds
Earliest Episode:
2 March 2021 (7:50pm GMT)
Latest Episode:
16 February 2021 (7:31pm GMT)
Average Time Between Episodes:
12 days, 1 hours, 38 minutes and 52 seconds

The Krynoid Podcast Episodes

  • CapaldiCast 1.6 The Caretaker

    1 October 2014 (9:33pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 47 minutes and 57 seconds

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    "I'm the new caretaker. John Smith... most people just call me the Doctor."

    Skilled exponent of the deep cover persona, the Doctor wields a broom and a non-sonic screwdriver in his new-found role as The Caretaker.

    Naturally, this makes life very difficult for the peripatetic Clara and her new (but already long-suffering) beau, Mr Danny Pink.

    A Skovox Blitzer is whizzing around disarming policemen and vandalising school property but the real fireworks happen in the TARDIS when Smith-Oswald-Pink triangle finally comes together and seemingly blows instantly apart.

    Danny gives Clara an ultimatum (surely flowers are more romantic?), Courtney defiles the time-space machine with her disruptive effluence, and Space Dad gets proprietorial over his impossible little princess.

    But does all this a decent Doctor Who episode make?

    Listen in to hear what Jim and Rob make of it all.



  • CapaldiCast 1.6 The Caretaker

    1 October 2014 (9:33pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 47 minutes and 57 seconds

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    "I'm the new caretaker. John Smith... most people just call me the Doctor."

    Skilled exponent of the deep cover persona, the Doctor wields a broom and a non-sonic screwdriver in his new-found role as The Caretaker.

    Naturally, this makes life very difficult for the peripatetic Clara and her new (but already long-suffering) beau, Mr Danny Pink.

    A Skovox Blitzer is whizzing around disarming policemen and vandalising school property but the real fireworks happen in the TARDIS when Smith-Oswald-Pink triangle finally comes together and seemingly blows instantly apart.

    Danny gives Clara an ultimatum (surely flowers are more romantic?), Courtney defiles the time-space machine with her disruptive effluence, and Space Dad gets proprietorial over his impossible little princess.

    But does all this a decent Doctor Who episode make?

    Listen in to hear what Jim and Rob make of it all.



  • CapaldiCast 1.5 Time Heist

    26 September 2014 (10:12pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 1 minutes and 22 seconds

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    "I hate the architect."

    Another dose of self-loathing from the Doctor? Or has he just watched 'The Towering Inferno' once too often?

    Well it's one of many questions and many twists in the oh-so-tricky Time Heist - a tale of the cloned mega-rich, sunken-headed criminals, a love-lorn mind muncher and a motley crue of amnesiac bank robbers.

    One's a top-drawer impressionist, another is wired for data, and a third might end up being late for a much less important date. All are called to heel by some unnaturally assertive eyebrows.

    Why are they there? What are they trying to steal? And what exactly did that naughty Sensorite get up to?

    Jim and Rob do some detective work and try to crack the incredible case of the Successful Steve Thompson Story.

    Listen in to see how they got on.

     

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.5 Time Heist

    26 September 2014 (10:12pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 1 minutes and 22 seconds

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    "I hate the architect."

    Another dose of self-loathing from the Doctor? Or has he just watched 'The Towering Inferno' once too often?

    Well it's one of many questions and many twists in the oh-so-tricky Time Heist - a tale of the cloned mega-rich, sunken-headed criminals, a love-lorn mind muncher and a motley crue of amnesiac bank robbers.

    One's a top-drawer impressionist, another is wired for data, and a third might end up being late for a much less important date. All are called to heel by some unnaturally assertive eyebrows.

    Why are they there? What are they trying to steal? And what exactly did that naughty Sensorite get up to?

    Jim and Rob do some detective work and try to crack the incredible case of the Successful Steve Thompson Story.

    Listen in to see how they got on.



  • CapaldiCast 1.5 Time Heist

    26 September 2014 (10:12pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 1 hours, 1 minutes and 22 seconds

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    "I hate the architect."

    Another dose of self-loathing from the Doctor? Or has he just watched 'The Towering Inferno' once too often?

    Well it's one of many questions and many twists in the oh-so-tricky Time Heist - a tale of the cloned mega-rich, sunken-headed criminals, a love-lorn mind muncher and a motley crue of amnesiac bank robbers.

    One's a top-drawer impressionist, another is wired for data, and a third might end up being late for a much less important date. All are called to heel by some unnaturally assertive eyebrows.

    Why are they there? What are they trying to steal? And what exactly did that naughty Sensorite get up to?

    Jim and Rob do some detective work and try to crack the incredible case of the Successful Steve Thompson Story.

    Listen in to see how they got on.

     

     



  • 060: The Sun Makers

    24 September 2014 (7:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes and 19 seconds

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    "I sense the vicious doctrine of egalitarianism."

    Not our words, the words of financially-motivated, fish-blooded fungus, The Collector.

    One of The Sun Makers, this blob of seaweed with ideas above its station loves a healthy balance sheet and an unhealthy executionee but meets his match when the 4th Doctor, Leela and K9 visit plutocratic Pluto.

    It's a miserable world of wooden tables, cardboard control panels, unappetising curries and clown's-pocket-sized credit cards.

    The Doctor moos like a cow, Leela fights like a wildcat and K9 acts like a dog - much to Martin's incandescent rage.

    But is the story a tray of hot cakes or a bucket of cold sick?

    Listen and find out.



  • 060: The Sun Makers

    24 September 2014 (7:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes and 19 seconds

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    "I sense the vicious doctrine of egalitarianism."

    Not our words, the words of financially-motivated, fish-blooded fungus, The Collector.

    One of The Sun Makers, this blob of seaweed with ideas above its station loves a healthy balance sheet and an unhealthy executionee but meets his match when the 4th Doctor, Leela and K9 visit plutocratic Pluto.

    It's a miserable world of wooden tables, cardboard control panels, unappetising curries and clown's-pocket-sized credit cards.

    The Doctor moos like a cow, Leela fights like a wildcat and K9 acts like a dog - much to Martin's incandescent rage.

    But is the story as saleable as a tray of hot cakes or a bucket of cold sick?

    Listen and find out.



  • 060: The Sun Makers

    24 September 2014 (7:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes and 19 seconds

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    "I sense the vicious doctrine of egalitarianism."

    Not our words, the words of financially-motivated, fish-blooded fungus, The Collector.

    One of The Sun Makers, this blob of seaweed with ideas above its station loves a healthy balance sheet and an unhealthy executionee but meets his match when the 4th Doctor, Leela and K9 visit plutocratic Pluto.

    It's a miserable world of wooden tables, cardboard control panels, unappetising curries and clown's-pocket-sized credit cards.

    The Doctor moos like a cow, Leela fights like a wildcat and K9 acts like a dog - much to Martin's incandescent rage.

    But is the story as saleable as a tray of hot cakes or a bucket of cold sick?

    Listen and find out.



  • CapaldiCast 1.4 Listen

    19 September 2014 (8:04am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 51 minutes and 24 seconds

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    "Fear is like a companion. A constant companion, always there."

    And some may think Clara Oswald is always there, in shot.

    But not Jim and his mystery new podcast companion.

    They wax lyrical on the rather watchable Listen and ponder tricky dates, misunderstood soldiers and canon attacks.

    Who wrote on the Doctor's blackboard? Who or what was under the bedclothes? And was there anything outside Orson's spaceship?

    For the answer to all of these questions, call Steven Moffat.

     

    And, while you're on hold, give our episode a Listen.



  • CapaldiCast 1.4 Listen

    19 September 2014 (8:04am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 51 minutes and 24 seconds

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    "Fear is like a companion. A constant companion, always there."

    And some may think Clara Oswald is always there, in shot.

    But not Jim and his mystery new podcast companion.

    They wax lyrical on the rather watchable Listen and ponder tricky dates, misunderstood soldiers and canon attacks.

    Who wrote on the Doctor's blackboard? Who or what was under the bedclothes? And was there anything outside Orson's spaceship?

    For the answer to all of these questions, call Steven Moffat.

    And, while you're on hold, give our episode a Listen.



  • CapaldiCast 1.4 Listen

    19 September 2014 (8:04am GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 51 minutes and 24 seconds

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    "Fear is like a companion. A constant companion, always there."

    And some may think Clara Oswald is always there, in shot.

    But not Jim and his mystery new podcast companion.

    They wax lyrical on the rather watchable Listen and ponder tricky dates, misunderstood soldiers and canon attacks.

    Who wrote on the Doctor's blackboard? Who or what was under the bedclothes? And was there anything outside Orson's spaceship?

    For the answer to all of these questions, call Steven Moffat.

     

    And, while you're on hold, give our episode a Listen.



  • CapaldiCast 1.3 Robot of Sherwood

    11 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 34 minutes and 36 seconds

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    "No damsels in distress. No pretty castles. No such thing as Robin Hood."

    Well it just goes to show that even curmudgeonly old Time Lords can get things wrong occasionally, although the TARDIS team do also manage to encounter a Robot of Sherwood or several during their sojourn in Merrie England.

    Hair is plucked, sandals are sniffed, targets are incinerated and a baddie is cast into a vat of boiling gold.

    All in a day's work for Spoonman and Clara.

    But does the episode hit the target or plummet into the moat of obscurity and derision?

    Listen in and find out...

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.3 Robot of Sherwood

    11 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 34 minutes and 36 seconds

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    "No damsels in distress. No pretty castles. No such thing as Robin Hood."

    Well it just goes to show that even curmudgeonly old Time Lords can get things wrong occasionally, although the TARDIS team do also manage to encounter a Robot of Sherwood or several during their sojourn in Merrie England.

    Hair is plucked, sandals are sniffed, targets are incinerated and a baddie is cast into a vat of boiling gold.

    All in a day's work for Spoonman and Clara.

    But does the episode hit the target or plummet into the moat of obscurity and derision?

    Listen in and find out...



  • CapaldiCast 1.3 Robot of Sherwood

    11 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 34 minutes and 36 seconds

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    "No damsels in distress. No pretty castles. No such thing as Robin Hood."

    Well it just goes to show that even curmudgeonly old Time Lords can get things wrong occasionally, although the TARDIS team do also manage to encounter a Robot of Sherwood or several during their sojourn in Merrie England.

    Hair is plucked, sandals are sniffed, targets are incinerated and a baddie is cast into a vat of boiling gold.

    All in a day's work for Spoonman and Clara.

    But does the episode hit the target or plummet into the moat of obscurity and derision?

    Listen in and find out...

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.2 Into The Dalek

    8 September 2014 (8:54pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds

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    "Top layer, if you want to say a few words."

    Ooh that 12th / 14th / 271st Doctor is a silver-tongued charmer, isn't he?

    Perhaps being poked into a mental Dalek has upset his equilibrium? Or maybe not. Who knows? Who nose? etc. etc.

    So Jim and Martin go Into The Dalek and try to discover why the Doctor looks so sheepish, if Clara's was a happy slap, what makes punters qualify for Missy's Heaven and if random words do a character name make.

    Listen to their aimless pontifications here.

     

     

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.2 Into The Dalek

    8 September 2014 (8:54pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds

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    "Top layer, if you want to say a few words."

    Ooh that 12th / 14th / 271st Doctor is a silver-tongued charmer, isn't he?

    Perhaps being poked into a mental Dalek has upset his equilibrium? Or maybe not. Who knows? Who nose? etc. etc.

    So Jim and Martin go Into The Dalek and try to discover why the Doctor looks so sheepish, if Clara's was a happy slap, what makes punters qualify for Missy's Heaven and if random words do a character name make.

    Listen to their aimless pontifications here.



  • CapaldiCast 1.2 Into The Dalek

    8 September 2014 (8:54pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 33 minutes and 5 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Top layer, if you want to say a few words."

    Ooh that 12th / 14th / 271st Doctor is a silver-tongued charmer, isn't he?

    Perhaps being poked into a mental Dalek has upset his equilibrium? Or maybe not. Who knows? Who nose? etc. etc.

    So Jim and Martin go Into The Dalek and try to discover why the Doctor looks so sheepish, if Clara's was a happy slap, what makes punters qualify for Missy's Heaven and if random words do a character name make.

    Listen to their aimless pontifications here.

     

     

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.1 Deep Breath

    5 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 35 minutes and 54 seconds

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    "And don't look in that mirror. It's absolutely furious!"

    Peter Capaldi is the Doctor and Jim and Martin escape their Classic Who bonds to observe him in his inaugural outing, Deep Breath.

    It's a Victorian melodrama, featuring a newly-coatless tramp, two attack eyebrows, some amazingly tolerant Londoners and the only restaurant with a negative Michelin star count.

    Is age just a number? Does offing a clockwork robot count as homocide? And is Murray Gold really playing a kazoo?

    Find out here. Maybe.

     

     



  • CapaldiCast 1.1 Deep Breath

    5 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 35 minutes and 54 seconds

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    "And don't look in that mirror. It's absolutely furious!"

    Peter Capaldi is the Doctor and Jim and Martin escape their Classic Who bonds to observe him in his inaugural outing, Deep Breath.

    It's a Victorian melodrama, featuring a newly-coatless tramp, two attack eyebrows, some amazingly tolerant Londoners and the only restaurant with a negative Michelin star count.

    Is age just a number? Does offing a clockwork robot count as homocide? And is Murray Gold really playing a kazoo?

    Find out here. Maybe.



  • CapaldiCast 1.1 Deep Breath

    5 September 2014 (9:25pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 35 minutes and 54 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "And don't look in that mirror. It's absolutely furious!"

    Peter Capaldi is the Doctor and Jim and Martin escape their Classic Who bonds to observe him in his inaugural outing, Deep Breath.

    It's a Victorian melodrama, featuring a newly-coatless tramp, two attack eyebrows, some amazingly tolerant Londoners and the only restaurant with a negative Michelin star count.

    Is age just a number? Does offing a clockwork robot count as homocide? And is Murray Gold really playing a kazoo?

    Find out here. Maybe.

     

     



  • 059: The Moonbase

    18 August 2014 (5:02pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes and 27 seconds

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    "Clever. Clever. Clever."

    Well, if the Cybermen are that bloomin' clever, they'd target the more body-conscious members of The Moonbase crew with their veiny virus too.

    Never mind, the silver giants have plenty more plans up their practice golfball-studded sleeves and this spells trouble for the internationally-branded Boyz N The Base.

    But they reckon without Gollum Doctor, a lead-swinging Jamie, Polly the Barista, and Ben "Know-it-All" Jackson.

    Will the Cyberman be able to cope with the gravity of the situation? Just what will fire extinguishers look like in 2070 AD? And is Dr Evans the most active dead man in history?

    Find out (maybe) here!

     

     

     



  • 059: The Moonbase

    18 August 2014 (5:02pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes and 27 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Clever. Clever. Clever."

    Well, if the Cybermen are that bloomin' clever, they'd target the more body-conscious members of The Moonbase crew with their veiny virus too.

    Never mind, the silver giants have plenty more plans up their practice golfball-studded sleeves and this spells trouble for the internationally-branded Boyz N The Base.

    But they reckon without Gollum Doctor, a lead-swinging Jamie, Polly the Barista, and Ben "Know-it-all" Jackson.

    Will the Cybermen be able to cope with the gravity of the situation? Just what will fire extinguishers look like in 2070 AD? And is Dr Evans the most active dead man in history?

    Find out (maybe) here!



  • 059: The Moonbase

    18 August 2014 (5:02pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes and 27 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Clever. Clever. Clever."

    Well, if the Cybermen are that bloomin' clever, they'd target the more body-conscious members of The Moonbase crew with their veiny virus too.

    Never mind, the silver giants have plenty more plans up their practice golfball-studded sleeves and this spells trouble for the internationally-branded Boyz N The Base.

    But they reckon without Gollum Doctor, a lead-swinging Jamie, Polly the Barista, and Ben "Know-it-all" Jackson.

    Will the Cybermen be able to cope with the gravity of the situation? Just what will fire extinguishers look like in 2070 AD? And is Dr Evans the most active dead man in history?

    Find out (maybe) here!

     

     

     



  • 058: Robot

    19 July 2014 (3:10pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds

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    "You may be a doctor but I'm the Doctor – the definite article you might say."

     

    A statement of intent from the fresh and dewy Tom Baker in his first ever story, Robot.

    As well as being introduced to the boggle-eyed Bohemian, we continue the Adventures of Sarah Jane Smith, politely clap Benton's latest promotion and discover what the Brig does with his car keys (and more) at the weekends.

    If that wasn't exciting enough, we also meet a crazy-haired professor, an unusually silent politician, a camp Neo-Nazi and Dennis Waterman's Hitlerian ex-wife – not to mention the limp-wristed tin man of the title.

    So does the first Bakerian era start with a big bang or a wimpy whimper? Listen in to find out what Jim and Martin make of it all.



  • 058: Robot

    19 July 2014 (3:10pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds

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    "You may be a doctor but I'm the Doctor - the definite article you might say."

    A statement of intent from the fresh and dewy Tom Baker in his first ever story, Robot.

    As well as being introduced to the boggle-eyed Bohemian, we continue the Adventures of Sarah Jane Smith, politely clap Benton's latest promotion and discover what the Brig does with his car keys (and more) at the weekends.

    If that wasn't exciting enough, we also meet a crazy-haired professor, an unusually silent politician, a camp Neo-Nazi and Dennis Waterman's Hitlerian ex-wife - not to mention the limp-wristed tin man of the title.

    So does the first Bakerian era start with a big bang or a wimpy whimper? Listen in to find out what Jim and Martin make of it all.



  • 058: Robot

    19 July 2014 (3:10pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 18 minutes and 24 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "You may be a doctor but I'm the Doctor – the definite article you might say."

     

    A statement of intent from the fresh and dewy Tom Baker in his first ever story, Robot.

    As well as being introduced to the boggle-eyed Bohemian, we continue the Adventures of Sarah Jane Smith, politely clap Benton's latest promotion and discover what the Brig does with his car keys (and more) at the weekends.

    If that wasn't exciting enough, we also meet a crazy-haired professor, an unusually silent politician, a camp Neo-Nazi and Dennis Waterman's Hitlerian ex-wife – not to mention the limp-wristed tin man of the title.

    So does the first Bakerian era start with a big bang or a wimpy whimper? Listen in to find out what Jim and Martin make of it all.



  • 057: The Green Death

    24 June 2014 (8:36pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 41 minutes and 40 seconds

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    "This fellow's bright green apparently. And dead."

     

    What's that you say? Green? And, more importantly, dead? This must be the 1973 Jon Pertwee quorn-clogged classic, The Green Death, then.

     

    Wherein the Doctor escapes from Metebelis III and seeks comfort in some cosplay while Jo finds love, the Brig finds a dinner suit at the bottom of his overnight bag and Mike Yates finds the true inner peace that only BOSS's brainwashing can bring.

     

    The miners display the survival instincts of lemmings, Dai and Fell fulfill their nominal destinies and Stevens reveals the new staff perk for Global Chemicals employees – a fully equipped S&M dungeon.

     

    Throw in some horrific maggots and some horrifically bad special effects and you have something of a great big melting pot – of "delicious" fungus soup.

     

     

    So is this a case of "there's lovely"? Listen in and find out.



  • 057: The Green Death

    24 June 2014 (8:36pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 41 minutes and 40 seconds

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    "This fellow's bright green apparently. And dead."

    What's that you say? Green? And, more importantly, dead? This must be the 1973 Jon Pertwee quorn-clogged classic, The Green Death, then.

    Wherein the Doctor escapes from Metebelis III and seeks comfort in some cosplay while Jo finds love, the Brig finds a dinner suit at the bottom of his overnight bag and Mike Yates finds the true inner peace that only BOSS's brainwashing can bring.

    The miners display the survival instincts of lemmings, Dai and Fell fulfill their nominal destinies and Stevens reveals the new staff perk for Global Chemicals employees - a fully equipped S&M dungeon.

    Throw in some horrific maggots and some horrifically bad special effects and you have something of a great big melting pot - of "delicious" fungus soup.

    So is this a case of "there's lovely"? Listen in and find out.



  • 057: The Green Death

    24 June 2014 (8:36pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 41 minutes and 40 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "This fellow's bright green apparently. And dead."

     

    What's that you say? Green? And, more importantly, dead? This must be the 1973 Jon Pertwee quorn-clogged classic, The Green Death, then.

     

    Wherein the Doctor escapes from Metebelis III and seeks comfort in some cosplay while Jo finds love, the Brig finds a dinner suit at the bottom of his overnight bag and Mike Yates finds the true inner peace that only BOSS's brainwashing can bring.

     

    The miners display the survival instincts of lemmings, Dai and Fell fulfill their nominal destinies and Stevens reveals the new staff perk for Global Chemicals employees – a fully equipped S&M dungeon.

     

    Throw in some horrific maggots and some horrifically bad special effects and you have something of a great big melting pot – of "delicious" fungus soup.

     

     

    So is this a case of "there's lovely"? Listen in and find out.



  • 056: The Horns of Nimon

    21 May 2014 (7:29pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 29 minutes and 18 seconds

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    "Lord Niiiimon… it is I, Soldeed…"

    Words to strike terror into every self-respecting Doctor Who fan.

    Yes, Jim and Martin scrape the very bottom of the cavernous Who barrel this time and confront The Horns of Nimon.

    The budget is low but the camp is oh-so-very high. Tom Baker and Graham Crowden compete to bite the biggest chunks out of the unimpressive scenery, accompanied by the wrong Romana and the incorrect K9, while Janet Ellis longs desperately for her Blue Peter job offer to come through the post.

    Marvel as trained dancers balance enormous bull masks on their heads and themselves on their ludicrous platform shoes. Gasp as the co-pilot flaps his jowls like a demented bloodhound. Consider suicide as Crowden and Baker have the time of their lives, at the expense of the production and its tormented viewers.

    But is it so bad it's good? Or is it so bad that it'll split your trousers?

     

    Listen in for Jim and Martin's verdicts on this pseudo-mythical mess.



  • 056: The Horns of Nimon

    21 May 2014 (7:29pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 29 minutes and 18 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Lord Niiiimon... it is I, Soldeed..."

    Words to strike terror into every self-respecting Doctor Who fan.

    Yes, Jim and Martin scrape the very bottom of the cavernous Who barrel this time and confront The Horns of Nimon.

    The budget is low but the camp is oh-so-very high. Tom Baker and Graham Crowden compete to bite the biggest chunks out of the unimpressive scenery, accompanied by the wrong Romana and the incorrect K9, while Janet Ellis longs desperately for her Blue Peter job offer to come through the post.

    Marvel as trained dancers balance enormous bull masks on their heads and themselves on their ludicrous platform shoes. Gasp as the co-pilot flaps his jowls like a demented bloodhound. Consider suicide as Crowden and Baker have the time of their lives, at the expense of the production and its tormented viewers.

    But is it so bad it's good? Or is it so bad that it'll split your trousers?

    Listen in for Jim and Martin's verdicts on this pseudo-mythical mess.



  • 056: The Horns of Nimon

    21 May 2014 (7:29pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 29 minutes and 18 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Lord Niiiimon… it is I, Soldeed…"

    Words to strike terror into every self-respecting Doctor Who fan.

    Yes, Jim and Martin scrape the very bottom of the cavernous Who barrel this time and confront The Horns of Nimon.

    The budget is low but the camp is oh-so-very high. Tom Baker and Graham Crowden compete to bite the biggest chunks out of the unimpressive scenery, accompanied by the wrong Romana and the incorrect K9, while Janet Ellis longs desperately for her Blue Peter job offer to come through the post.

    Marvel as trained dancers balance enormous bull masks on their heads and themselves on their ludicrous platform shoes. Gasp as the co-pilot flaps his jowls like a demented bloodhound. Consider suicide as Crowden and Baker have the time of their lives, at the expense of the production and its tormented viewers.

    But is it so bad it's good? Or is it so bad that it'll split your trousers?

     

    Listen in for Jim and Martin's verdicts on this pseudo-mythical mess.



  • 055: Kinda

    16 April 2014 (8:15pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes and 49 seconds

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    "You can't mend people!"

    Well tell that to a doctor - Who or otherwise.

    And the Kinda can mend doolally folk too, turning them from sociopaths to simpletons by simply opening a box. A bit like Deal or No Deal in reverse.

    But is Kinda a box of delights or one of Pandora's old cast-offs?

    Well, Nyssa's barely in it so that's a promising start but Adric's face freaks Martin out, the presence of both Nerys Hughes and multiple Tegans sends Jim into a priapic frenzy and a moccasin-faced local keeps spouting spiritual riddles.

    The Doctor is an idiot, Tegan has narcolepsy and Adric keeps trying to twok the TSS. Couple that with a jester who badly needs his puppet (and more) stamped on, an effete bloke from That's Life roaring like a frightened vole and the Universe's least enticing bouncy castle and you have something of a mixed bag.

    But, when it comes to Kinda fans, are Jim and Martin among the We or the Not-We?

    Listen and find out.



  • 055: Kinda

    16 April 2014 (8:15pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes and 49 seconds

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    "You can't mend people!"

    Well tell that to a doctor – Who or otherwise.

    And the Kinda can mend doolally folk too, turning them from sociopaths to simpletons by simply opening a box. A bit like Deal or No Deal in reverse.

    But is Kinda a box of delights or one of Pandora's old cast-offs?

    Well, Nyssa's barely in it so that's a promising start but Adric's face freaks Martin out, the presence of both Nerys Hughes and multiple Tegans sends Jim into a priapic frenzy and a moccasin-faced local keeps spouting spiritual riddles.

    The Doctor is an idiot, Tegan has narcolepsy and Adric keeps trying to twok the TSS. Couple that with a jester who badly needs his puppet (and more) stamped on, an effete bloke from That's Life roaring like a frightened vole and the Universe's least enticing bouncy castle and you have something of a mixed bag.

    But, when it comes to Kinda fans, are Jim and Martin among the We or the Not-We?

    Listen and find out.



  • 055: Kinda

    16 April 2014 (7:15pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 32 minutes and 49 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "You can’t mend people!"

    Well tell that to a doctor – Who or otherwise.

    And the Kinda can mend doolally folk too, turning them from sociopaths to simpletons by simply opening a box. A bit like Deal or No Deal in reverse.

    But is Kinda a box of delights or one of Pandora's old cast-offs?

    Well, Nyssa's barely in it so that's a promising start but Adric's face freaks Martin out, the presence of both Nerys Hughes and multiple Tegans sends Jim into a priapic frenzy and a moccasin-faced local keeps spouting spiritual riddles.

    The Doctor is an idiot, Tegan has narcolepsy and Adric keeps trying to twok the TSS. Couple that with a jester who badly needs his puppet (and more) stamped on, an effete bloke from That's Life roaring like a frightened vole and the Universe's least enticing bouncy castle and you have something of a mixed bag.

    But, when it comes to Kinda fans, are Jim and Martin among the We or the Not-We?

    Listen and find out.



  • 054: The Reign of Terror

    19 March 2014 (8:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes and 17 seconds

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    "The events will happen, just as they are written. I'm afraid so and we can't stem the tide. But at least we can stop being carried away with the flood!"

    And there's a veritable flood of unexpected stars in the Season One closer, The Reign of Terror.

    Rowan Atkinson captures the younger three-quarters of the TARDIS team, while Jonny Vegas bangs them up. Bill Murray busts them out only for Ian to nearly come a cropper at the hands of Rentaghost's Mr Meaker, who himself has another bust in mind when it comes to Babs.

    And an extra gets his moment in the sun too – quite literally – as William Hartnell's Lime Grove-inspired agoraphobia prevents him from indulging in a spot of location filming.

    The first Doctor's old body may already be wearing thin after walking all the way to Paris but he looks as robust as Charles Atlas next to his galactically feeble granddaughter Susan, who does more to imperil the time travellers than either First Deputy Robespierre or the last-past-the-post Traitor Party.

    But even in 1794 or 1964, nothing is black and white, so who’s right and who’s wrong? Robespierre or Renan? Barbara or Ian? Jim or Martin?

    Listen and decide…



  • 054: The Reign of Terror

    19 March 2014 (8:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes and 17 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "The events will happen, just as they are written. I'm afraid so and we can't stem the tide. But at least we can stop being carried away with the flood!"

    And there's a veritable flood of unexpected stars in the Season One closer, The Reign of Terror.

    Rowan Atkinson captures the younger three-quarters of the TARDIS team, while Jonny Vegas bangs them up. Bill Murray busts them out only for Ian to nearly come a cropper at the hands of Rentaghost's Mr Meaker, who himself has another bust in mind when it comes to Babs.

    And an extra gets his moment in the sun too - quite literally - as William Hartnell's Lime Grove-inspired agoraphobia prevents him from indulging in a spot of location filming.

    The first Doctor's old body may already be wearing thin after walking all the way to Paris but he looks as robust as Charles Atlas next to his galactically feeble granddaughter Susan, who does more to imperil the time travellers than either First Deputy Robespierre or the last-past-the-post Traitor Party.

    But even in 1794 or 1964, nothing is black and white, so who's right and who's wrong? Robespierre or Renan? Barbara or Ian? Jim or Martin?

    Listen and decide...



  • 054: The Reign of Terror

    19 March 2014 (8:52pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes and 17 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "The events will happen, just as they are written. I'm afraid so and we can't stem the tide. But at least we can stop being carried away with the flood!"

    And there's a veritable flood of unexpected stars in the Season One closer, The Reign of Terror.

    Rowan Atkinson captures the younger three-quarters of the TARDIS team, while Jonny Vegas bangs them up. Bill Murray busts them out only for Ian to nearly come a cropper at the hands of Rentaghost's Mr Meaker, who himself has another bust in mind when it comes to Babs.

    And an extra gets his moment in the sun too – quite literally – as William Hartnell's Lime Grove-inspired agoraphobia prevents him from indulging in a spot of location filming.

    The first Doctor's old body may already be wearing thin after walking all the way to Paris but he looks as robust as Charles Atlas next to his galactically feeble granddaughter Susan, who does more to imperil the time travellers than either First Deputy Robespierre or the last-past-the-post Traitor Party.

    But even in 1794 or 1964, nothing is black and white, so who’s right and who’s wrong? Robespierre or Renan? Barbara or Ian? Jim or Martin?

    Listen and decide…



  • 053: The Daemons

    21 February 2014 (11:00pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds

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    "Chap with the wings there… five rounds rapid!"

     

    And lo… animated gargoyle, Bok, was treated to several speedy ales at Ye Olde Cloven Hoofe tavern, a far preferable fate than a dance with Mike Yates.

     

    Yes, it's the 1971 occult classic, The Daemons – a satanic saga of a renegade reverend, a vile verger, tiresome TV chaps and a reticule-swinging spinster.

     

    Yates and Benton are wearing civvies, Jo's wearing a sacrificial robe and the Doctor's just wearing.

     

    Who is the Brig's bedfellow? Just what does Garvin get up to with ferrets? And has there ever been a valid justification for Morris Dancing?

     

    You'll burn up with excitement. You'll freeze in terror. And you'll believe a sprightly yellow roadster can drive itself.

     

    Open up the podcast and bring death and destruction to your mental faculties…



  • 053: The Daemons

    21 February 2014 (11:00pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Chap with the wings there... five rounds rapid!"

    And lo... animated gargoyle, Bok, was treated to several speedy ales at Ye Olde Cloven Hoofe tavern, a far preferable fate than a dance with Mike Yates.

    Yes, it's the 1971 occult classic, The Daemons - a satanic saga of a renegade reverend, a vile verger, tiresome TV chaps and a reticule-swinging spinster.

    Yates and Benton are wearing civvies, Jo's wearing a sacrificial robe and the Doctor's just wearing.

    Who is the Brig's bedfellow? Just what does Garvin get up to with ferrets? And has there ever been a valid justification for Morris Dancing?

    You'll burn up with excitement. You'll freeze in terror. And you'll believe a sprightly yellow roadster can drive itself.

    Open up the podcast and bring death and destruction to your mental faculties...



  • 053: The Daemons

    21 February 2014 (11:00pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Chap with the wings there… five rounds rapid!"

     

    And lo… animated gargoyle, Bok, was treated to several speedy ales at Ye Olde Cloven Hoofe tavern, a far preferable fate than a dance with Mike Yates.

     

    Yes, it's the 1971 occult classic, The Daemons – a satanic saga of a renegade reverend, a vile verger, tiresome TV chaps and a reticule-swinging spinster.

     

    Yates and Benton are wearing civvies, Jo's wearing a sacrificial robe and the Doctor's just wearing.

     

    Who is the Brig's bedfellow? Just what does Garvin get up to with ferrets? And has there ever been a valid justification for Morris Dancing?

     

    You'll burn up with excitement. You'll freeze in terror. And you'll believe a sprightly yellow roadster can drive itself.

     

    Open up the podcast and bring death and destruction to your mental faculties…



  • 052: Logopolis

    20 January 2014 (10:03pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 11 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "It's the end… but the moment has been prepared for."

     

    The final words of the boggle-eyed mentalist octogenarian Tom Baker, just prior to being trampled by a crusty ballet dancer and so triggering his metamorphosis into the world's wettest vet.

     

    Jim and Martin start this episode by skewering The Time of the Doctor but then evaluate another regeneration story, 1981's Logopolis.

     

    The fourth Doctor is old and grumpy and the Master is new and campy, while Adric "wunts" to help, Tegan wants to fly and Nyssa just wants to have fun, despite losing her step mother, father and planet in short order.

     

    Can Noel Edmonds keep the fabric of the Universe together? Can the Doctor's plan to literally flush out the Master be any more ludicrous? And can Anthony Ainley make any more of a meal of pressing a button?

     

    Listen here to find out.



  • 052: Logopolis

    20 January 2014 (10:03pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 11 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for."

    The final words of the boggle-eyed mentalist octogenarian Tom Baker, just prior to being trampled by a crusty ballet dancer and so triggering his metamorphosis into the world's wettest vet.

    Jim and Martin start this episode by skewering The Time of the Doctor but then evaluate another regeneration story, 1981's Logopolis.

    The fourth Doctor is old and grumpy and the Master is new and campy, while Adric "wunts" to help, Tegan wants to fly and Nyssa just wants to have fun, despite losing her step mother, father and planet in short order.

    Can Noel Edmonds keep the fabric of the Universe together? Can the Doctor's plan to literally flush out the Master be any more ludicrous? And can Anthony Ainley make any more of a meal of pressing a button?

    Listen here to find out.



  • 052: Logopolis

    20 January 2014 (10:03pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 11 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "It's the end… but the moment has been prepared for."

     

    The final words of the boggle-eyed mentalist octogenarian Tom Baker, just prior to being trampled by a crusty ballet dancer and so triggering his metamorphosis into the world's wettest vet.

     

    Jim and Martin start this episode by skewering The Time of the Doctor but then evaluate another regeneration story, 1981's Logopolis.

     

    The fourth Doctor is old and grumpy and the Master is new and campy, while Adric "wunts" to help, Tegan wants to fly and Nyssa just wants to have fun, despite losing her step mother, father and planet in short order.

     

    Can Noel Edmonds keep the fabric of the Universe together? Can the Doctor's plan to literally flush out the Master be any more ludicrous? And can Anthony Ainley make any more of a meal of pressing a button?

     

    Listen here to find out.



  • 051: The Enemy of the World

    16 December 2013 (9:08pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes and 19 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Proof! Proof! Proof! It always comes back to the same thing."

    Well that's what we were all saying when rumours were rife about the recovery of missing episodes, and is also the Doctor's mantra in this now-extant artefact.

    Recently exhumed six-parter, The Enemy of the World, is the tale of a Hancock-alumnus with rant-management problems, a shouty youth with claustrophobia and a wet girlfriend, and a jug-eared sociopath who has his hair chewed rather than cut.

    The Doctor, meanwhile, is wearing his hair in a new way, Jamie is wearing a gimp suit and Victoria is just wearing.

    Did the helicopters, hovercrafts and most pointless piece of machinery in Who history blow our minds or just the budget?

    Find out here.



  • 051: The Enemy of the World

    16 December 2013 (9:08pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes and 19 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Proof! Proof! Proof! It always comes back to the same thing."

    Well that's what we were all saying when rumours were rife about the recovery of missing episodes, and is also the Doctor's mantra in this now-extant artefact.

    Recently exhumed six-parter, The Enemy of the World, is the tale of a Hancock-alumnus with rant-management problems, a shouty youth with claustrophobia and a wet girlfriend, and a jug-eared sociopath who has his hair chewed rather than cut.

    The Doctor, meanwhile, is wearing his hair in a new way, Jamie is wearing a gimp suit and Victoria is just wearing.

    Did the helicopters, hovercrafts and most pointless piece of machinery in Who history blow our minds or just the budget?

    Find out here.



  • 051: The Enemy of the World

    16 December 2013 (9:08pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes and 19 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "Proof! Proof! Proof! It always comes back to the same thing."

    Well that's what we were all saying when rumours were rife about the recovery of missing episodes, and is also the Doctor's mantra in this now-extant artefact.

    Recently exhumed six-parter, The Enemy of the World, is the tale of a Hancock-alumnus with rant-management problems, a shouty youth with claustrophobia and a wet girlfriend, and a jug-eared sociopath who has his hair chewed rather than cut.

    The Doctor, meanwhile, is wearing his hair in a new way, Jamie is wearing a gimp suit and Victoria is just wearing.

    Did the helicopters, hovercrafts and most pointless piece of machinery in Who history blow our minds or just the budget?

    Find out here.



  • The Weekend of the Krynoid

    26 November 2013 (8:41pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 44 minutes and 20 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "I don't want to go!"

    A popular phrase this Doctor Who 50th Anniversary weekend. And maybe Jim didn't fancy the visit to Martin's house and all the danger that entailed.

    But there was Who to be celebrated and our intrepid podcasters braved crowds, a clergyman and an under-cooked Dalek cake to pay their respects to the venerable Time Lord.

    And here's what they made of the veritable (Verity-able?) smorgasbord of Who delights...



  • The Weekend of the Krynoid

    26 November 2013 (8:41pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 44 minutes and 20 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "I don't want to go!"

    A popular phrase this Doctor Who 50th Anniversary weekend. And maybe Jim didn't fancy the visit to Martin's house and all the danger that entailed.

    But there was Who to be celebrated and our intrepid podcasters braved crowds, a clergyman and an under-cooked Dalek cake to pay their respects to the venerable Time Lord.

    And here's what they made of the veritable (Verity-able?) smorgasbord of Who delights...



  • The Weekend of the Krynoid

    26 November 2013 (8:41pm GMT)
    Episode Duration: 0 days, 0 hours, 44 minutes and 20 seconds

    Direct Podcast Download

    "I don't want to go!"

    A popular phrase this Doctor Who 50th Anniversary weekend. And maybe Jim didn't fancy the visit to Martin's house and all the danger that entailed.

    But there was Who to be celebrated and our intrepid podcasters braved crowds, a clergyman and an under-cooked Dalek cake to pay their respects to the venerable Time Lord.

    And here's what they made of the veritable (Verity-able?) smorgasbord of Who delights...



 
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